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Finish the sentence

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Face1_1_max50

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...she can't complain about the naked chicks in the jacuzzi anymore.


I wonder if my neighbors...

Ronw2003_max50

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are still complaining about pubic hair in their pool filter.


Ah well, they're just...

Dscn0172_max50

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...just jealous that i can still grow it.


But it still doesnt solve the problem with...

Photo_user_blank_big

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...the monkeys on my roof.


Now I have to...


Don't worry about the world ending today, for it is already tomorrow in Australia.

Business_matt_max50

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throw bananas in my neighbors yard to get rid of the monkeys.


 


The Jacuzzi girls like it when I...

Dscn0172_max50

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... save a few.


They give me...

Face1_1_max50

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Head   phones so I can listen to my Ipod while making banana daquiries.


Where did those goldfish...

Hpim0155_max50

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...go?  Did you eat them?


My cat chased...


"And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People talking without speaking,
People hearing without listening,
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence."- Sound of Silence, Simon & Garfunkle

"Feed your Head"- White Rabbit, Jefferson Airplane

09schedule_21_1920x1200_max50

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it's tail all night (due to the tape I placed on it) 


anything bleeding for more than .....

Meinasuit_max50

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a minute could die.


Now, on to more happy thoughts about ......

1_max50

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...chocolate and ice cream.


Why is that turkey.....

Dscn0172_max50

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 ... standing on the ceiling?


What have i taken to ....

Business_matt_max50

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...see a turkey standing on the ceiling?


 


Maybe when I mixed jose cuervo with...

Nm_max50

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...Patron, I over did it a little.


Now I can't...

Dscn0172_max50

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 ... stand without help.


I probably should have...

Nm_max50

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...not gotten up on that table.


That's all I can...

Dscn0172_max50

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 ... remember before i hit the ground.


Now this lump...

Nm_max50

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...on my forhead won't go down.


That's it!! No more...

Dscn0172_max50

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... dancing on the table.


But that still leaves me to...

Nm_max50

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...wonder what else I did in my drunken stuper...?


And where in the heck did i get this...

Dscn0172_max50

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 ... snake bit.


i dont remember...

Cake_max50

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if it was black or brown


or how many...

Nm_max50

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....people were at the party!


And I wonder what happened to my....

Cake_max50

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other shoe


...and my...

Nm_max50

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...wallet!!


Now I'm gonna have to...

Photo_user_blank_big

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use another form of ID to get drunk tonight.


Why is it so difficult...

Cake_max50

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to open my eyes


...when my...

Photo_user_blank_big

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when I wake up in the morning.


Holy crap...

Dscn0172_max50

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... why is my hand in the other room?


i think there is a lot...

Nm_max50

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...of stuff i need to do today.


But my....

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