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a deep, dark forest called The Haunted Forest! ( I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do believe in spooks.) Seeing how everyone has animal legs, they try running for it. They cover a long distance in a short amount of time but have lost the trail. They sit down to rest and ...

incoherantly. Shortly thereafter, the party sees red eyes staring at them from the trees beyond the campfire. They are surrounded but by what? Sir Barry throws a couple more logs on the fire to build it up. As the light from the fire intensifies, the eyes shrink further back into the trees. This only works for about a hour because now they have run out of firewood and the fire is dying. As the light from the fire dies, the red eyes get closer and closer until...

Sir Barry. He walks over to Ashy, whips it out and starts peeing on the firery monster. Everybody else gets the idea and joins in on peeing on the monster. The girls throw water from their canteens. Pretty soon Ashy is just a cloud of smelly steam drifting off with the wind. Unfortunatly, Blackie's book and laptop have been badly stained and stink to high heaven. There is noise coming from the surrounding trees and the red eyes are getting closer. The party grabs their weapons and stands at the ready when...

the party is attacked by a pack of hellhounds. Everyone is slashing and hacking to no avail when all of a sudden...

they flee. Everyone goes down the rabbit hole. When they emerge, they are in Miami, Florida, in the 1980's. They quickly get rid of their medieval clothing and don disco apparel. Gold chains, open shirts, bell bottom pants and high heeled shoes for the guys. The ladies have tie dye miniskirts, halter tops and white boots. They mix in with Miami's night life along South Beach. After a few drinks, they are introduced to the lucrative cocaine industry. The party is given a kilo up front to start their business with a percentage of the take going to a New York Mafia family. When they try to start distributing their goods, they run into a Colombian gang that doesn't want them on their turf. Everyone starts slowly reaching for their heat when...

Paula laughs and approaches the leader, who grins and hugs her.  They speak for a few minutes in Columbian and Paula turns to face the confused group.  "Guys, this is Javy.  We dated for a while until he realized he was gay.  Now, we're good friends.  He says sorry for the confusion and  to follow them to the hideout, that there's business to be done, if we're up for it." It's up to Bodacious Barry, who...

"We'll get half from the Cartel. They can have their own man hold the money. Then we make the buy from the supplier's mule. When the Cartel is satisfied with the transaction, then we can do the same for the other half." Bodacious Barry says, "Sounds like a plan." The first transaction goes off without a hitch, however, during the second transaction, there's a problem with...

...when a big black bunny came out of no where and started swimming cricles around the craft.  After several quicker and quicker circles a whirl pool began to form and the bunny jumped into the air and on his way down the whirl pool center, shouted to the boat "follow me down the bunny hole!"

(Hey, I couldn't resist)

... when a gust of wind blew up and ripped the top of the sail from the mast.  The captain shouts to his crew...

says "screw it, I guess I'll just do with out".  But then he ....