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No sense of humor
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Posted about 1 month ago Do you find yourself working in an atmosphere where there is a positive teamwork environment, but it only takes one manager or supervisor who brings the moral down because of no, or barely a sense of humor? I was working one early morning when I attempted to send an email. It just hung there and didn't go anywhere and after a minute I got the error message that the message could not be sent. It seems that the Exchange Server needed rebooted however although the IT department team were logged into IM, none were responding to my Instant Messages, nor were they answering their phones. Needing the problem resolved, I went upstairs to the IT department and cornered them who then proceeded to resolve the issue. When I got back to my desk, my supervisor asked where I was "goofing off" at. When I told her what was going on, she stated that I shouldn't have gone up there and that I should have sent an email to the IT Team. Another thing she almost popped a blood vessel over. I touch type and never look at the keys when I am typing and this included the number keys, so one day when I was going to train someone I reversed the numeric key pad replacing the top row with the bottom row as a joke to the new employee, (yes, I am a prankster.) I had a good laugh with the new guy and actually he thought it was quite funny after realizing he wasn't going insane. Unfortunately, as said I touch type and forgot to change the keypad back. I was off the next two days and when I got back I got chewed out because I changed the keys, (someone used my PC while I was off and whined about it.) She said that I shouldn't have left it like that and didn't want to disturb our IT Team about it. I switched the buttons back to normal thinking to myself, "She is a technical supervisor?"
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| Posted 21 days ago I take it no one found this funny. Still no sense of humor. |
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| Posted 19 days ago Heh, yeah I screw around with people's minds all the time. It's pretty laid back around here. I'll VNC to their box and backspace when they type or change their pw to "iforgot" after they forget it, three times. It breaks up the monotony but yeah there's always someone who can't take a joke and makes a big deal so I'll just leave them alone, they're suffering enough already. |
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| Posted 11 days ago I like to pop the keys off and rearrange them so they are either just wrong, or they say something smart alecky... If they have to hunt and peck they freak... Another one that will really mess with them... Some video cards allow for rotation. Set the rotation to 90 degrees and then watch them try to get the mouse to go where they want it... You will know they are in trouble once they start turning their head so they can read the monitor... OR... You can change their start up sound to something like a car crash, or gun fire and turn the volume up before they get in... Grab a cup of coffee and make sure to hide a camera to film it when they boot up (YouTube moment)... OR... Map their sounds to play assorted flatulance sounds for assorted events. This works best if there are several people in the office so they can all think it was the other guy... Don't overdo it, it is best if it only happens once in a while, that way the fun can last for months! BUT THE BEST... One halloween the staff was treated to a scary movie at lunch (it was cool the lunchroom was done up like a haunted house etc and darkened and we had this movie playing). One of the employees was freaked out by the movie, and one of the other staff members convinced her that the building (which was older) was once an insane asylum that performed labotomys. She bought it hook, line and sinker... So I downloaded a scary creepy sound track to my ipod and added about 10 minutes of silence to the beginning (time delay, muahahahaha) and had a co-worker call her away from her desk. I unplugged her speakers from the computer and plugged them into the ipod and it was barely audible... By this time we are all laughing hysterically... She just about killed me. |
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| Posted 11 days ago @razak I have to do that pw thingy, haven't done that on. Thanks for the tip. @tech_know I do the key re-arranging, but on the number pad. Apparently I was one of the few that could touch type the keypad at work. And I have also done the monitor rotation. Try Cont+Alt+the down arrow. It will rotate it 180 degrees. And as far as sounds go, I changed my Instant Messenger, which was used at lot at work. Whenever I got a message, instead of the default tone, mine would make a "squeeky toy" sound; it drove everyone batty. |
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| Posted 11 days ago Yeah, but it's better to do it to an unsuspecting co-worker that has left their machine unlocked... |
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| Posted 11 days ago That is who I did it to. Mainly new hires and interns. It would freak them out. I told one, (he was not a tech) that if the keyboard is left dormaint for a period of time without the system being shut down or locked down it would cause an "inversion of the video feed" which would require a reformat. I told them the best solution at least for the day is to turn their monitor upside down. I stopped them before they actually did it though. |
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| Posted 11 days ago You are too kind... I have returned to find the LCD upside down and secured with scotch tape (seriously) to the wall... Amazing. I guess I am lucky that it didn't fall... |
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| Posted 11 days ago Yea, I would say the least. Some people. I have actually known people who were told to staple ethernet cables to the baseboard using a stapler and then would call me when they lost connectivity due to the staple passing through the cable. Oh, I just thought of something else, but it belongs in another forum. Bonehead moves forum. HOLD THE BOAT!! I AM in that forum. @Barry, I know what it means to be operating on one brain cell. I knew someone who had a damaged RJ45 connector. It wouldn't stay seated in the NIC. He ask me what was the best fix. I told him I could cut the end off and install a new RJ45, but I would charge him...OR...get a new cable. The next day he called saying that he couldn't get online. I asked if he replaced the cable and he said no. He coated it with epoxy and pushed it into the NIC, taped it down over night and the cable was now secure. Dohhhhh! |
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| Posted 7 days ago Nice... In my days as a telephone tech rep, I had a guy call in about a printer problem. This was in the days of IEEE 1284 parallel cables (boy was that fun explaining...). Those of you old salts will know that a cable could go about 10 ft, after that you were susceptiable to crosstalk and all bets were off... This guy (after swearing the printer was less then 10 ft away AND he had tried two cables and neither worked) had me on the phone for two hours troubleshooting. After exhausting every other possibility I was just about to have him send it in for waranty... The computer fries... Yep... Actual smoke and everything... I heard it on the phone BZZZZT then cursing like an Irishman the guy tells me that he was unplugging the cable from the printer and it all went up. Now nothing worked... Then the truth comes out... The guy had spliced THREE cables together and couldn't get it to work... After wasted hours and blowing my call ratio to kingdom come, I had the satisfaction of telling the guy that his comp fried probably because this shorted and sent a spike through the mobo via the port. Computers were REAL expensive back then heh heh heh... Moral: Don't lie to your tech... |
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| Posted 7 days ago Oh yeah... BTW... The beach is great for flying... You can even fly sailplanes, but you should get some experience first. The wind can be a great ally, or a wing snapping nemisis... Recently, a guy hit a city council member with a plane. Since then, signs banning RC Flight have gone up everywhere... Geez, one little 80 mph collision and some people just get alllll bent outta shape. |
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| Posted 7 days ago Remember the movie "6th Sense?" where the kid says, "I see dead people." Well, as techs we can say, "I talk to stupid people." |
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| Posted 7 days ago I see dumb people... Sometimes... they don't even know they're dumb... |
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| Posted 6 days ago That is when it is really sad. |
