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Sir Barry and Lady Beth's Wedding
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Posted about 1 month ago Lady Beth would you honor me with your hand in marriage? Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Does Lulu know about this??? Or, is it safe to offer my congradulations? |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Barry, sweet, Barry, I will be honored to take your hand in marriage and your arm and your shoulder and your head and your torso and your bellybutton and all parts south...hehe Now for the prenup... Me: a prenup are you crazy? doesn't love conquer all? Myself: No, it doesn't. I want what's mine to stay mine. Me: That's not fun or romantic. Myself: Well, your're jumping in with both feet and acting like a fool. Me: <sticks out tongue> Too bad, love is forever. We will run away and stay in each other's arms and take care of each other forever. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Your prenup is granted, my fair lady. What is yours will always stay yours. However, what little I have is also yours, my love. Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago How sweet, <sniffle>, I have guarded my heart for so long and you have been nothing but a gentlemen, Sir Barry. I will put my selfishness away and share all that I can. Let us now take a walk in the woods and enjoy the beautiful sunset. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago I'll build us a fire. I also brought a quilt, wine and brie cheese. I'll make you my famous brie and cucumber on pumpernickle bread sandwich. Then we can snuggle as we watch the sunset together. And Lady Beth, that's NOT a banana in my pocket... Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Hmmm...what is that in your pocket? <<nudge, nudge, wink, wink>> The sandwich is wonderful, the sunset divine, can I just stay here forever? In that other place they call Reality, it does not fulfill me anymore. Only you, Sir Barry, fill me til I am overflowing |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Overflowing with what? Ewwwwwwwwwwww... Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Love, Barry, Love! You sick puppy. Way tired, need to go to bed now. "Well, if the house is rockin', don't bother knockin' just come on in!" squeals Lady Beth and pushes open the door. All the townspeople, servants and royalty of the land shout and raise their glasses. "Congratulations!" The music starts back up, Sir Barry grabs Lady Beth's hand and they run out to the dance floor and dance 'til dawn. (That's how you put Stevie Ray Vaughn into the storyline. LOL) |
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| Posted about 1 month ago But I can't hear Stevie's guitar because there's NO ELECTRICITY! Regardless, Sir Barry dedicates the song "Pride and Joy" to Lady Beth. Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago It's the unplugged version. LOL Thank you, Barry. I think that's my favorite. Does it seem kind of quiet in this forum? Like we're all alone? What do you want to do now that we're all alone with no one watching?? |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Hey what happened to the throwing of the bouquet I even brought my wicket keeper's gloves and a pogo stick to give me an edge? |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Well Beth, as Stevie sings in "Pride and Joy", I'm your little lover boy! ; ) Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago We're not to that part yet Joe. Keep it handy! Have to throw the garter first! and before that is the bachelorette party. WooHoo! That will be fun. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago So when is the date? |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Is Oct. 21st ok with you, my love? Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Talk about a quick courtship! That's only 4 days away. I need a dress, photographer, caterer, a place for the ceremony...wait, I'm a princess, the servants can do all that work. <<claps hands>> Everyone, the wedding is in 4 days, make it glamorous! Now, go, be quick! Now Barry, where should we honeymoon? and, my dear, I would request we keep all critters with scales at home for the trip. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Ah! You skipped right over the wedding and went directly to the honeymoon. That's my girl! I've already made arrangements with Royal Caribbean to get a luxury suite aboard the "Freedom of the Seas". She is making her maiden voyage from Fort Lauderdale on a Caribbean cruise.The owner owes me. Freedom of the Seas is the largest luxury cruise ship in the world, owned by Royal Caribbean. This cruise ship weighs 160,000 tons, it is 1,112 feet long, 184 feet wide and it has 15 passenger decks holding 3,634 guests double-occupancy. Freedom of the Seas towers 208 feet tall, approximately the same height as two of the Statue of Liberty, placed head to toe. A brand new featureis the H2O Zone, or the “sprayground” which has colorful fiberglass sculptures shooting jets of water, geysers shooting from the ground and water cannons. There’s even a lazy river and waterfall inside! At night, this area, with the integration of an incredible lighting system, will be transformed into a sculpture garden. Royal Caribbean says, “there’s nothing like the H2O Zone on any other cruise ship today.” Another first-ever feature is a dedicated sports pool located in the main pool area. One of the two pools of the Freedom of the Seas is used almost exclusively for athletic pool games, ranging from basketball and volleyball to synchronized swimming. Other times, it will have designated lanes for lap swimming. The second pool is just for relaxing. At night, passengers can see this area transformed into an open-air nightclub with a large dance floor between the two pools. Located at the heart of this largest cruise ship, the Royal Promenade is a 445-foot-long shopping, dining and entertainment boulevard that spans the length of an entire football field. At night, the Promenade hosts street parades, put on by select staff, commencing from a revolutionary new descending bridge amidst a fanfare of music, lasers and lights. Guests can also enjoy relaxed reading at the 3,600-volume Book Nook. Guests can find their 15 seconds of fame at the On Air Club, Freedom of the Seas’ karaoke venue with state-of-the-art theatrical lighting, video cameras, flat screen TVs and even a "green screen" for aspiring music stars to record their own music video. Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago How's this for a honeymoon ride?
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| Posted about 1 month ago All that on a boat?? I've never been on a cruise before. Looks like you could lost really easily. I'll just have to stay in the cabin and get room service. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Yeeeeeaaaaah, I don't think we'll be leaving the room too much on our honeymoon... Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Is that all you can think about? I must go now and pick out the dress and all the accessories to go with it. Now don't peek! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago My passion burns for you, my love. My pants are smoking as I write this <<cough, cough>>. What color is your dress so I can get a bowtie to match? ( cough ) Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Oh yeah, the big day is tommorrow. Congrats to you both! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Well, the dress ain't white...The dress is a beautiful cream and gold with red sash. Pearls and crystals in flowered patterns embroidered on the bodice flowing down to the edge of the train. Thank you Curtis (um, help, I think I'm getting cold feet. Ssshh! Don't tell Barry it will break his heart.) |
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"Shot through the heart and you're to blame, you give love a bad name." - Ye Olde Bon Jovi Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago TOWN CRIER NEWS FLASH Sir Barry is dead! Sir Barry was killed during his latest joust with Lord Moldy. "He didn't even raise his lance tip which means he wanted me to win", explains Lord Moldy. Spectators watched in horror as Lord Moldy's lance tip penetrated Sir Barry's helmet visor and ripped the top of his head off. Several spectators reported that a lone brain cell was seen running off to the woods. Sir Barry will be laid to rest next to a rope swing, near Whispering Willows castle. All gifts will be donated to charity, as per his instructions. Mourning will be held tommorrow morning. All mourners are to report to Whispering Willows castle in proper black attire with several bottles of teardrops. That is all. Now back to your regularly scheduled joust tournament. Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Barry, my love, no, please, come back! I'm all dressed, the bridesmaids and groomsmen are here and now...now...your gone! Lady Beth looks off towards the woods and sees, yes, it is, Barry's lone brain cell shivering under the trees. Lady Beth runs and picks him up gingerly. Holding him close to her chest, she runs back to the castle. What am I going to do? What am I going to do? Luckily, the same doctor that put Sir Barry's head back on, albeit backwards, was at the castle for the wedding. Lady Beth gently shows Dr. Franken Barry's brain cell. "Doctor, please, put my love back together. I made a mistake and caused his death. I need my love back." Dr. Franken took Barry's brain cell and walked off to his lab. Muttering under his breath. Lady Beth is left pacing the hallways of the castle mourning the loss of her love... |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Three days later, Sir Barry is resurrected by Dr. Frankenstein, Frankenstien, whatever. He checks his look in the mirror. His head is on correctly this time. A little gaunt and anemic plus a nasty scar on his forehead from the lance. Sir Barry grabs a blue bandana and wraps his head to cover the scar. He has a very bad headache but smiles anyway. He goes out into the hallway to confront Lady Beth. "Your handmaidens told me you have cold feet. There's nothing worse than feeling a cold foot in the middle of the night. It makes me jump and wake up. I chose death instead of being tortured for the rest of my life. Will you please forgive my rash decision Lady Beth? Here, I bought you these footwarmers made from goose down and some wool socks. Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 28 days ago Beth slides on the beautiful goose down and wool socks. Oh, Barry, they are so warm and snuggly. I'm sorry I frightened you with my cold feet. I will make sure the handmaidens have properly warmed my feet before you get in to bed. Then I shall shoo them away to warm up the rest of the bed... |
As we ride towards the castle, loud music and laughter could be heard. What could that be?
