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Photo_user_banned_big

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Posted over 2 years ago

 

I volunteer to be the IT shrink...ask...and I will give you my opinion.

New_image_max50

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Rate This | Posted 8 months ago

 

Is it really worth the money when you have a crappy boss?


"And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..."

Dsc00384_max50

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Rate This | Posted 8 months ago

 

NO!

New_image_max50

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Rate This | Posted 8 months ago

 

lol I knew I could rely on you for excellent guidance!!! :)


"And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..."

Aryn_029_max50

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Rate This | Posted 3 months ago

 

absolutely not!

Foxgo_max50

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Rate This | Posted 3 months ago

 

Is it the User's or Management that drive us to drink?

Aryn_029_max50

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Rate This | Posted 3 months ago

 

Both!

Foxgo_max50

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Rate This | Posted 3 months ago

 

No Fair!  Cmartin.  You have to qualify or quantify that.  Shrinks have to give us the mumbo jumbo as to why... Come on, give up the info.........I'm waiting I need to go to the beverage center..hic..in the meantime......Excuse me.

Aryn_029_max50

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Rate This | Posted 3 months ago

 

The user's because they don't know anything and management because they think they know everything.

Foxgo_max50

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Rate This | Posted 3 months ago

 

Well occasionally the Users do provide amusement.;  disconnected mice, printer cable unhooked, ect. 

Aryn_029_max50

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Rate This | Posted 3 months ago

 

And the ever popular is it plugged in?

Mitch_max50

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Rate This | Posted 3 months ago

 

Let us not forget the smoke.  You all know the smoke theory right?  All those little black 'things' inside the computer actually work on smoke.  If you don't believe me, just watch what happens if the smoke ever gets out.  Lending credence to the "smoke and mirrors" theory, right?

Foxgo_max50

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Rate This | Posted 3 months ago

 

Speaking of smoke -


Actually I did have a monitor catch fire and smoke filled the workcenter.  I had to prevent the User from pouring their water on it to stop the fire!  I've also had a monitor implode once - Not a pretty site, I had to have pieces of it removed from my skin, it burns! 

Mitch_max50

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Rate This | Posted 3 months ago

 

I come from a day when clean 'mouse balls' was a daily ritual. 

Foxgo_max50

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Rate This | Posted 3 months ago

 

I'm pre Mice.  I didn't want anything to do with them, I still prefer the command line.  but the new OS's are removing alot of the capabilities.

Mitch_max50

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Rate This | Posted 3 months ago

 

You know, I'm pretty much that way as well.  I prefer to type in commands rather than "HOPE" that some programmer made the right choice(s).  Of course, I suppose even then, one does go through the command interpreter.  By the way, I'm waiting for my copy of Win7 and still have hope that they've left a commandline window in there (somewhere).  There are still things that are simpler to accomplish via the commandline.  Just today I reset some file attrib(ute)s on a folder using the commandline.  There's just something about having to reach for the mouse, then find the right menu, then....

Mitch_max50

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Rate This | Posted 3 months ago

 

Oh, another thing I prefer is the quick keys.  Like Ctrl-S for save.  Thus, again, avoiding that "reach" for the mouse.

Foxgo_max50

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Rate This | Posted 3 months ago

 

I modified my mouse, it now has eyes and ears, since its wireless and has no tail I don't think its a mouse anymore.  I think the mouse has officially been replaced by a gerbil. 

Foxgo_max50

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Rate This | Posted 3 months ago

 

I use the quick keys as well, and I programmed more into my keyboard, if you were to time the difference of a mouse user to a keyboard user it would be significant.  It is a huge timesaver; which me there is more time to do other things.........play games, surf, go fishing.redo your ITunes playlist.