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Good Morning Vietnam, I mean, ladies and gentlemen, I am your instructor, MustangBarry. Today we will embark on a journey that will bring endless pleasure not only to our senses but also to that of our dummies. I see you have all brought the  appropriate dummy, except for Scott over there, where the heck did you find a 7' male dummy? Anyway, since this is our first day, we will keep it simple and there will be no homework. The first lessons involve proper kissing techniques. Now everyone knows that our dummies are lousy kissers, they just kinda lay there and don't give back. Well, this is because your dummy wants you to be dominate. Let your dummy know who's boss! Yes, Curtis, you are the boss. Now everyone take your dummy and start kissing. Paula, too much tongue. Jeff, not enough tongue, tongue her tonsils, dammit! Steve, that's just right! You've been practicing, haven't you? Ok, very good everyone. That will do it for today's lesson. Any questions?

Barry, I think Curtis raises a good question.  For instance, there are some people here that brought the wrong gender dummy.  (Of course, they may have done that on purpose, i.e. realizing that they swing the other way.)  I think you need to step back a bit and go even deeper into the basics.

Steve, gimme a break, I've only taught one lesson so far. We will be going deeper. I will show you positions to put your dummy in to achieve maximum penetration that you never thought possible before. However, that is an advanced class because there is a danger of injury to both parties if attempted by an amateur. Patience, grasshopper.

Ok I am a little bit clearer on the structure of the class now.

mustangbarry says ...

Steve, gimme a break, I've only taught one lesson so far. We will be going deeper. I will show you positions to put your dummy in to achieve maximum penetration that you never thought possible before. However, that is an advanced class because there is a danger of injury to both parties if attempted by an amateur. Patience, grasshopper.

Yes, master.  I'll be patient.  Can I blow up the dummy now?

Yes, master.

No, Curtis, they are not gender neutral, they are either male or female.

Steve, I love it when you call me master. Hee hee.

Today's lesson concerns foreplay. First of all, this does not mean a foursome. This means getting your dummy in the mood for lovemaking. First, surprise it with a dozen roses or whatever flower it likes. Then, take it out for a romantic, candlelit dinner at its favorite restaurant. Upon returning home, quickly slip into something more comfortable and lie on your bed. With your hand, pat the bed next to you and this will encourage it to lie down beside you. Start with little kisses to its neck and then come around to its mouth and use the kissing technique learned in Lesson One. Gently caress its body as you are kissing it. Excuse me....I have to go to the...um...bathroom. This lesson will be in two parts. That ends the lesson for today. Your homework is to practice this lesson on your dummy and there will be a pop quiz tomorrow. That is all. <<leaves room quickly, heading for bathroom>>

mustangbarry says ...

Today's lesson concerns foreplay. First of all, this does not mean a foursome. This means getting your dummy in the mood for lovemaking. First, surprise it with a dozen roses or whatever flower it likes. Then, take it out for a romantic, candlelit dinner at its favorite restaurant. Upon returning home, quickly slip into something more comfortable and lie on your bed. With your hand, pat the bed next to you and this will encourage it to lie down beside you. Start with little kisses to its neck and then come around to its mouth and use the kissing technique learned in Lesson One. Gently caress its body as you are kissing it. Excuse me....I have to go to the...um...bathroom. This lesson will be in two parts. That ends the lesson for today. Your homework is to practice this lesson on your dummy and there will be a pop quiz tomorrow. That is all. <<leaves room quickly, heading for bathroom>>

I'll begin working on it right now.  Wait, I'm still having my morning coffee.  I'll start on it this afternoon, assuming the wife doesn't object.

Pop quiz OhOh

Pop Quiz

1. How do you get your dummy in the mood for lovemaking?

2. What is your dummy wearing?

3. What is your dummy's phone number?

Extra Credit : How much would you pimp your dummy for?

Pop quiz answers

1. Give your Dummy a dozen roses or whatever flower it likes, take it to a nice restaurant for a romantic candlight dinner, upon returning home change into something more "comfortable" and pat the bed next to you so it will want to lay in the bed next to you.

2. I have no idea what it is wearing you didn't cover that in the lessons but hopefully something very light and lacey that is almost sheer but leaves some room for imagination.

3.My dummies phone number is none of your business!

4.Now why would I pimp my dummy out. (At least $20 just don't let her know)

Hey when is the next lesson it is getting awfully lonely in here!

I'm very sorry for the disrespect Master! (Yes i'm sucking up) I have the utmost respect for you and it will never happen again. Once again I am sorry!

You know we are an impatient group MB,  I mean Master!

I have a request master, I am kind of shy and don't feel comfortable revealing what happens between me and my dummy in the privacy of our bedroom. What would you suggest for me to get over this shyness.