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What Would MustangBarry Say?

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Ok, here's a new game. One person asks a question or gives a situation but the next person has to answer the question like MustangBarry would! Think you're up to the challenge? I may even grade your answer good or bad depending if it would be something I might say!


I'll start it off...


You are standing in a Dairy Queen when a tall, skinny guy and a short, fat woman walk in. What would MustangBarry say?


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Hum...  MB does have a cruel streak.  "Heah, would you look at the dipstick and hunk of grunt!"  (Ouch.  I can't believe you would say that, MB.)


But then, he can be nice too:  "Nice looking couple."

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Nuh uh! Barry would say:  "What's that hot chick doing with that beanstalk when she can have an alligator wrangler like myself?"

 


"And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..."

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Alright: Barry has a night of passion with a swamp animal.  You get a call from him at the loca ER.  What does he say?


"And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..."

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Wow, that alligator was a great piece of tail!

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Curtis : A+ That's exactly what I would say!


Paula : B+


Steve : B+


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You're in a 7-11 and a guy walks in to rob it weilding a palm frond as a weapon. ( This actually happened in Ft. Lauderdale recently. ) What would MustangBarry say?


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Barry would say: "Give me all your money and a Snickers bar!"


"And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..."

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Barry would say....


“Gimme $50 Or I’ll Stab You With This Palm Frond!”


Are you sure that wasn't you Barry, and you're just typing this stuff to us from a cell?


Just one more question....How did the bar stool feel? lol

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I'll trade you that palm frond for the arrow in my head and you might be a little more successful!

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Curtis : A+ You got me pegged, dude. LOL


Paula : B+ The Snickers bar was a nice touch but it sounds like what the robber might say...


Jeff : C+ Once again, it sounds like what the robber might say. C'mon, MustangBarry using a palm frond as a weapon? My preferred robbery weapon is a sawed off 12 gauge pump with 00 buckshot. Besides, MB doesn't do convenience stores with security cameras, he does armored cars in the parking lot. And what's up with the barstool thing? Where did that come from? LOL


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Answer : MustangBarry wouldn't say anything. He would stick the palm frond up the robber's ass and kick him out the door.


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MustangBarry finds his woman in bed with his best friend. What would MustangBarry say?


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Hey, go find your own Paula clone 2.0, I just broke that one in, you can apply for one at Inside Tech by repeatedly praising Paula, bowing down to her, admitting she is smarter than you and of course posting your undying appreciation of her in the forums!

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Come on Barry you made the reference. Didn't you read the story? I did, here's the link............


http://www.clickorlando.com/news/16654677/detail.html

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Ok Barry,


I will try to redeem myself on this one.


MustangBarry would say......."I said you could have my stuffed squirrel, not stuff my girl."

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Aw, Curtis! Just for that, I'm going to send you the Paula 2.0 duplicator.  With just a push of a button, your Paula clone will spawn a twin.  Just flip the switch to return the clone back to its original state, or heck, keep them both if you choose!


"And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..."

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Thank you again Paula! Boy how lucky can I get!

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Curtis : A+ again


Jeff : A+, no I didn't read the article, I saw it on TV news and they never mentioned the barstool.


Paula : I want a Paula Clone Duplicator, too! My Paula 2.0 is pretty worn out by now. I think she needs an oil change and lube. She keeps squeeking every time she moves. I guess I've been a little hard on her.


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ANSWER : MustangBarry's best friend is also a woman so MustangBarry would say, "Ok girls, time for a threesome!"


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MustangBarry's gator girl, Lulu, comes to his front door with a litter of baby gators in her mouth and a mean look on her lovely face. What would MustangBarry say?


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Ok, so the previous question was a trick question. ;)


 


Mustangbarry would say: "Why so quiet....gator got your tongue?"

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MustangBarry is dressed up in his male alligator suit, sees a sexy female crocodile that somebody released into the wild when it got too big, she starts hitting on him, his alligator girl LuLu isn't around. What would MustangBarry say?

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Jeff : A+ good one!


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Can I say what I would say or is that cheating? LOL


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Go ahead MB!

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Well I don't think I should say what MB would say since I started the last situation!

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mustangbarry says ...



Can I say what I would say or is that cheating? LOL



Cheating?  In this forum?  Since when has that ever been a problem?  LOL

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I know a nice secluded mud hole we can wrestle in, wanna go have some dirty sex?


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mustangbarry says ...



I know a nice secluded mud hole we can wrestle in, wanna go?



Are you talking to me, stranger?  Though I appreciate the offer, I'll pass this time.  Now if Paula would make a similar offer...

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