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Okay, guys, have you ever been to fmylife.com? It's a place where people post something that's gone wrong in their lives.  They always start it with "Today" and then write a short paragraph about their woes and then end it with "FML".  It's a hilarious site, and I wanted to incorporate it into InsideTech, so that we can vent.  I'll change the rules a little.  Instead of it having to be something that happened today, you can bring in things from the past, if you'd like.  Just please end it with FML as it's part of the humor.  Post frequently, let us know we're not the only ones with crappy lives sometimes, and let's keep the world amused.  Thanks :D

Or it could have been one of Mr. Cleanie Meanie's Freudian slips... are you sure it's the cat?

One day, I accidentally grabbed a guy's crotch in the hallway where a group of them were waiting for lunch in the cafeteria.  He says, loud, "If you wanted to play with it, I could have taken it out for you!" FML

Joe, I had turned to leave and swung my hand behind me and just perfectly cupped his crotch in my hand.  FML

Today, I learned that chubby* chicks can't be nice to the Hispanic custodians because they think you're hitting on them. I discovered this when I realized one of them was taking photos of me with his cell phone as I was walking down the hall. FML

*edited for my pal, Curtis.  I'm a size 12.  What do ya expect! lol :)

And Paula I hope you weren't referring to yourself being fat, you are perfect! And if some janitor gets his rocks off taking pictures of you with his phone he is a very sad case. The guy that you accidentally grabbed his crotch should have been shouting out how lucky he was and that he didn't deserve to be within 100 miles of you! Hopefully the cat doesn't succeed in poisoning you!

I had an Iranian, who had an alias as an Italian(i.e. fake name and SSN), buy the company I worked at.....

to then proceed to commit tax evasion, loan fraud, steal money from the employee

health, dental, and short/long term insurance until he and his chronies bankrupted

the company putting everyone out of work.



All the while he and others spent that money living it up buying expensive sportscars,

keeping Holywood model/actress as a "contractor"(the question is what type of work was she

doing?), buying mansions and renting out giant yachts. Did I mention the exotic vacations?

He is now able to sell his mansion, the one that he used pilfered company money to purchase.



Oh, I also forgot that quite a few companies including the greedy loan company, and the auditing

company didn't even question the guys questionable asset statements. I could go on and on about

how difficult it is to find any work in MI let alone anywhere outside the state

but what the hell.........FML.



I hope that was up to the FML standards Paula?

There are too many of those to cover.....anyway, it's the little things that kill. lol.

And I have a LOT of those little ones that mess up a day, week, month that I will post later when I have more time.

Oh, and...

FML

I've been jilted by an alligator. FML

Line Manager has a habit of touching my arse when at coffee machine or waiting to go into meetings. Says it's a laugh and only does it because it annoys me. Does it to other people but not so frequently so can't complain without looking an uptight dick.  Go out for drink, spends evening stroking my leg when ever he wants to get my attention when an attractive girl walks into room, WTF.  At end of night tries to fondle my balls. Next day at office tell him if he ever touches me again I'll go to HR. Two month later contract terminated. FML

I know.  That's why I created this place.  For you guys :)

Sounds familiar Barry! FML

Boy Nuclear that sounds like a sexual harassment suit!

On holiday in Normandy. Two girls changing behind a towel. Friends throw empty coke bottles to make them turn around. Doesn't work and they wander off. French CRS (riot police) comes along & physically march me to beach to pick up bottles. Teacher threatens to send me home for bringing college into disrepute. FML