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 Oh, Toto, we could finally go home! Bark, bark! Yes, Toto, the wizard will know what to do! Follow the yellow brick road...

Or the munchkin that committed suicide by hanging himself from a tree. We're off to see the wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Oz. We here he is a wonderful wiz, a wonderful wiz is he. Come on, all together now...

...You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was.

If ever oh ever a Wiz! there was The Wizard of Oz is one because,

Because, because, because, because, because.

Because of the wonderful things he does.

We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!!

 I'll get you my pretties! 

Thanks Curtis. Maybe I could be Glenda the Good Witch instead?

someone break the glass in the middle of the hourglass.  That should give us some more time.

How about a bit of C4?  Save the chainsaw blade for lowering the drawbridge on the way out.

Damn!  Too much C4.  Should've been a small 'bit' near the lock.  Where is that wizzard and his balloon when you need him?  Perhaps we can find a friendly flying monkey?  Put on some bandages and press on the wounds, I'll go find us some transportation.

Thank you MustangBarry..............Now I feel loved.......

 Yikes! I'm a flaming porcupine! What did you guys to do me?

........the monkeys took my witch stick while i was helping the scarescrow stuff back his hay.......dorothy stole my crown and i got electrocuted by the tin man............the lion's ripping my dress to shreds and toto bit my leg......and you want me to whaaaaaaaat ???!!!!????

MB, I don't know that our best bet is to try to find the Wiz.  Especially with Dorothy in ...ummm.... well, with our particular situation.  Careful, don't step on Toto's ...  leg!

Glinda, sounds as if you've had a miserable day, how about a hug?  <with arms wide, I approach Glinda>  We really could use your help, neither of us knows how to fly these darned things, and with the blood loss, (yes, even after the cauterization), she's gettin' sort of shocky. 

Try to see things on the bright side, without the crown, the Tin Man's electrocution was much more bearable, so Dorothy did you a favor there.  And, well, from whre I stand, you look mighty fine in that tattered dress and if you help us, I'll put in a good word with the doc to take care of that leg that Toto bit. 

Whatta ya say?

O Dark of Night

O Light of Day

Help Poor Dorothy

Get Far Away

Send her a broom

And wings of a fairy

Then she will not find

The Bad Witch so Scary

{Glinda takes her Magic Powders, names of which cannot be revealed of course..........she mixes them in her portable cauldron, which doubles as a breast protector,  uses her tears, shed for her lost & wandering sister-in-quest Dorothy,  to moisten the mix,  brings it to fizzlation, and calls out for Dorothy to come hither and prepare for departation .........}

Dorothy Dorothy wherever you are

Come quick Come quick before the last star

Kick up those heels - dont dance on the bar

They'll be closing the place - dont be there for last call

Ruby's the color of those beautiful heels

But get into something else that's got wheels

Come drink this stuff - it wont taste that bad

You'll get where you're going and Boy! You'll be glad!

 Oh, I'm flying! I feel so light and free!

<Dorothy slowly lifts up above their heads with ruby slippers lighting their way to the hospital. What a sight! The doctors and nurses at the hospital in Oz stop what they are doing and stare out the windows and doors. Something is flying towards them blackened with spiney things poking out it. Following close behind on brooms are a tin man, a lion, a small dog, a scarecrow and a very disheveled witch. As soon as they realized the blackened, spiney object is a young lady, several doctors and nurses run towards the door and gently pull Dorothy back down to Oz.>