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WAIT. What toys are you gonna try to take away from me, Barry? *loads Glock* I was just wondering....

;)

Youze guyz are a riot!

<<< doesn't wield a gun, my pout is enough .

Humm, female tools/arsenal includes;   pouts are good, tears are better if the watering can works on command.  Sulks, rants, any flying object handily available and considered replaceable.  ..........other suggestions?  Peronally the silent treatment has been effective, and since I am severely hearing impaired walking away or turning my back is very effective or baffeling them with sign language.

You are letting the cat out of the bag Roniolson! See how Enabler loves it? Now Mrs Enabler's tricks wont be very effective anymore (no thanks to you). lol

My experience has been that knowing a woman's tricks doesn't help a man prepare a defense against them.  He may be forewarned, but he's not forearmed.

Dude.  You did go to skool to lern to reed, rite?

Barry, if you have any questions about grammer, spelling, etc., please ask help from your friends in the future.  We're all here to help you (humiliate yourself).  LOL

Octo-Enabler, or Octobler (for short) - Nice handle.  I may use it on another site.

Ahhh, the subtlty.  And what pray tell Ms. Olson is the difference between tricks and tools?  The only difference I can muster wuold be the tense (tools being applicable for future use, and tricks being used in the past)  :)

Me thinks, Roni may have thought better of her exhuberance to share trade secrets with the 'enemy'...  :)

I stand in awe of any women that has served in our armed forces.  My wife, by the way, resiged from the Marine Corps with the rank of Captain when we married.  I solute and obey!

You are an enigma Enabler. You previously speak of an aversion to women who have gun skills, but marry a woman who was a Captain in the

Marine Corp.?

Now I'm confused, but suppose you will tell me that she became some sort of pacifist and joined the Church Of Lunar Consciousness.

Sorry, couldn't resist the "Airplane" reference. lol.

Moldy01 says ...

Hmm, Enabler I don't know if I dare follow up on the Salute and Obey comment...  :)

But then, I'm married to a World Class "Trainer of Horses"  (Horse trainer just sounds so banal).  Implying that one could then follow up with the buggy whip and, well you can imagine...  ;)

Yeah, you should speak, Moldy.  You married a women who knows her way around a horse and can no doubt break one when she has too.  Which reminds me; we were speaking of leather collars and spikes not too long ago.

Insider, I didnt' express myself well.  I have an aversion to women that carry guns.  They can be dangerous.  I'm reminded of Paula running nekkid in the woods waving her revolver (or was it a rifle?) about.  My wife currenly owns only a 20 gauge shotgun, stored unloaded in the attic, which she used to use for shooting skeet.  I have no problem with that.  And she has other means of getting me to comply without resorting to guns.  LOL.

And she's no pacifist.  I think if some bozo pushed her buttons enough, she'd resort to martial arts and break their neck with her bare hands.  She's somewhat older than she was in the Marines but she's still tough.  Like I said, she has her ways to get me to obey. 

Enabler, I'm pretty sure it was my assault rifle with the scope.

I'm just sayin'.

Hey,

I don't necessarily agree with you guys. I as a man enjoy and take solace in simple things, but am not a simple thing. You guys need to build some self esteem. lol.....just kidding.

Signed......The Simpleton.