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ROFLMAO!!! Barry you must be a glutton for punishment - first the thread about women, and now this!?!  Though I will say, that after reading this thread through - and damned near pee-ing myself (thanks y'all, now my ribs hurt from laughing!) - this is one old drag queen who's gonna keep my big mouth shut! Y'all are contributing to the chaos quite well without my two bits. =D

Is it a bad thing that when a drag queen speaks of their two-bits, I get a little pervy? Just wondering... ;)

Joe, words of advice: squat, my friend, squat

never bend over unless you're ready to explore a whoooole new world!

I'm a waskily wabbit, ain't I? Ok, Scott, here's your lead in: You sure are the smartest drag queen I know. ( Not to mention the ONLY drag queen I know.)

haha Joe, you probably do the little booty wiggle when you bend over to get it

I just don't see how you're single!

Ewww, thanks for the visual, Paula. I didn't need to see that...   (No offense, Nuke. )

mustangbarry says ...

Aw c'mon, Scott, your welcome here. I'm sure you will be able to contribute to the craziness here. LOL

My ability to contribute to the craziness of this group is NOT in question. The question is - how long, once I do, before the nice young men in the clean white coats come knocking on my door? Then again, the last pair they sent were never seen again... I lose more toys that way.

paulabeth129 says ...

Is it a bad thing that when a drag queen speaks of their two-bits, I get a little pervy? Just wondering... ;)

 

Joe, words of advice: squat, my friend, squat

 

never bend over unless you're ready to explore a whoooole new world!

Like you needed my help? HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! *choke-cough-snort-chortle* And yes Paula, I've tried the toys from the playground and I'm still trying to get rid of .... ne'mind.

Nuke? I'm still waiting to hear if you want Paula's & my help with that wiggle. I'm sure between the two of us we can come up with lots of constructive advice for you.

See, Barry? Look what you started! I'd ask if you were ashamed of yourself, but I know better.

I wasn't responding because I was down the pub, accidentally dropping beer mats and picking them up slowly and seductively while giving a little wiggle.  Plus, I'm not single, I'm still married!  It is my dream to be single, at least for a little while so I can head off on a few adventures and be myself

Bring it on, Scott, bring it on! MustangBarry ashamed? Bah

Sorry I've wasn't in the conversation yesterday. I took the day off shopping for a new clothes dryer because my old one went out 

Beth, you're about to get another stalker if you keep it up listing all your qualities .. I gave my xbox to my niece because I spilled sweet tea all over the game cube I had given her before lol. I'll be getting a new one soon tho.

It will take more than a lone drag queen on the thread to freak me out. Just a few months ago I was surrounded by 1000's of drag queens, regular queens, bull dykes and lipstick lesbians too hehe.. My sister is gay and I go to PrideFest with her every year in June to show my support. It's a lot of fun too. Great music and a lot of cool events at historical Sloss Furnaces in Birmingham.

Or instead of reading that last post, how about we focus on some potential flaws:

I listen to all ranges of music, and those in my car suffer.  As of now, my visor cd holder has the Twilight Soundtrack, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Chicago Soundtrack, Jewel Pieces of You, Salvador Greatest Hits, and Queen's greatest hits.  In the CD player is Johnny Cash.  Soon to go with those is the Evita Sountrack and Conway Twitty Greatest Hits that I ordered online.  Imagine being in that car! lol

I love frogs.  There are a million froggy items in my house.  Even the shower curtain and toothbrush holder are frogs.  My cat is my baby and all 12 pounds of him is to be loved! I'm afraid of clowns, spiders, crabs, and the dark. I sleep with a lamp on due to the fact that I occasionally have night terrors and run through the house screaming.  Oh, and my Dad and uncle are third generation.... BAPTIST PREACHERS! AHHHHH!!!

Speaking of Twilight - I LOVE IT.  I stand in long lines for opening movies, book releases, dvd releases and dream of killing Bella and making Edward mine. lol

Still wanna stalk me? :D

lol I'll add you to my 'Stalkies'

Hey, have you made that profile yet, young man? Remember I told you I'd be watching youuuuu!!!

 Oh, I my favorite color is green, so I like frogs too

Glo363 says ...

 I don't know why I was having second thoughts. I guess because she was really sweet and so in to me that I made up bad things about myself trying to chase her off and she didn't care. There is some value in knowing you can reveal everything about yourself and know they won't take off running. But it's not worth all the rambling.

 Because of her I doubt I will ever date a Libra again.. I never paid much attention to Astrology in the past, but the description for Libra matched her exactly and is completley incompatibal with a Taurus like myself according to many websites.

Whoa! Someone's got an ego as big as a country here. And they wonder why they can't get a date. LOL. What makes you so sure she's not doing the exact same thing as you? Has it ever crossed your mind that she may be rambling just so she can see if you've got any depth to your personality and not just another stereotypical, over 6ft, blond, blue eyed jerk? Show some respect and try not to be so full of yourself and maybe just maybe you will get some headway with women.

 

paulabeth129 says ...

Bama: just because someone's sweet or doesn't judge you doesn't mean they're the one you should date.  I promise she won't be the only girl out there who won't get all bent out of shape because you sleep in Family Guy boxers or sing painfully in the shower.

Hmm...someone here seems to be trying too hard. All this advise from you Paula. Anyone reading this thread would think you are interested in Glo363, even if you deny not to be. LOL. Glo363 should be grateful someone doesn't spend their time judging him, it just shows the person's maturity! But I guess Glo363 is not matured enough to appreciate such a virtue in a woman. LOL Goodluck to the both of you!

TheNuclearOption says ...

I wasn't responding because I was down the pub, accidentally dropping beer mats and picking them up slowly and seductively while giving a little wiggle.  Plus, I'm not single, I'm still married!  It is my dream to be single, at least for a little while so I can head off on a few adventures and be myself

"Single"? Who said anything about single? Besides, married men are one of my coaching specialties - thousands of wives & girlfriends the World over sing my praises!

And the next time you head for the pub and don't order me a Stout your big trouble Mister!