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MustangBarry's Advice For The Lovelorn
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| Posted 3 months ago Well Paula it was 15 years ago, before my stalking days, I had been single for far too long and if you were going to be living in Australia for 7 months not knowing anyone would you really have sat at home with your cats or gone looking for a bronzed Aussie surf dude? Plus as it was, I never did get any booty call, whatever that is, Australian or otherwise |
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| Posted 3 months ago Don't you play coy with me, young man! You know full well what booty calls are. Otherwise, you wouldn't throw up the constipated/crying smiley "And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..." |
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| Posted 3 months ago I assumed if it was something you thought I was looking for it was something I'd not want to have missed But wikipedia came to the rescue and now I am enlightened and I wish I'd gone for the booty call option, it would have been bloody cheaper than joining a dating agency and I may even have got some booty. For my next significant other I don't need a dating agency my friend's mothers, sisters and girlfriends are all clambering over each other to find a nice girl for Joe. I'm going to be like a rabbit in the headlights. |
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| Posted 3 months ago I don't know why I was having second thoughts. I guess because she was really sweet and so in to me that I made up bad things about myself trying to chase her off and she didn't care. There is some value in knowing you can reveal everything about yourself and know they won't take off running. But it's not worth all the rambling. Because of her I doubt I will ever date a Libra again.. I never paid much attention to Astrology in the past, but the description for Libra matched her exactly and is completley incompatibal with a Taurus like myself according to many websites. |
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| Posted 3 months ago Bama: just because someone's sweet or doesn't judge you doesn't mean they're the one you should date. I promise she won't be the only girl out there who won't get all bent out of shape because you sleep in Family Guy boxers or sing painfully in the shower. When you meet someone you truly care about, the little things like that don't matter. It's all a part of who YOU are, and YOU are special, and there is a gal out there who is going to discover the treasure you really are, and all this effort and worry you've endured will be well worth it when you're with her. Libra scmibra. A bunch of stars isn't going to help you find love. Stay away from Miss Cleo!! lol :D Joe, my beloved stalker: What did you think a booty call was? You think that's the same as when a pirate inventories his stash? Geez. hehehehe You, too, will find someone. There's a woman out there just dying to have a man fuss over her and stalk her and make her feel special. Oh, and rabbit in the headlights? You crazy people and your sayings. Here in the good ol' south, we prefer 'deer in the headlights,' thank you very much. When you say rabbit in the headlights, I automatically think of Donnie Darko and Karma Police from Radiohead. My brain is wired in a weird way, methinks. But anyhoo, back on topic: Don't give up, guys. Some times life really is like a romance novel. You just gotta be willing to read the book. :) (yes, that's an original quote by me!) "And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..." |
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| Posted 3 months ago Yes, Love Goddess, boobs and curves are nice. Been there, done that. Now I want boobs, curves and intelligence. Is that too much to ask? Apparently so. Maybe that's why I'm so hung up on you tech girls because you have boobs, curves and intelligence, eh? Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 3 months ago Fo sho, Barry, Fo sho... You forgot our impeccable charm and wit and creativity and divine modesty. "And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..." |
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| Posted 3 months ago Yeah, and all that jazz...fo sho! Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 3 months ago Yes Paula I have a sister, but she has been happily married forever! So bama will just have to find love elsewhere. And what about me, I have been finding love in all the wrong places lately, remember the sharp objects comment earlier. I'm just hopeless I guess.lol. |
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| Posted 3 months ago Hmmm *scratches chin pensively* Well, cmartin, have you tried staying away from those wrong places? You're not hopeless. I have faith in you, young grasshopper. As I told my dear Bama, go to functions, like weddings, high school football games, outdoor festivals, and places like church, grocery stores, and such to find true love, NOT bars, family reunions (Go Vols!), or Wiccan group meetings (unless you're into that skyclad weaving baskets kind of thing) and JUST BE YOURSELF! Women like men who are genuine and down to earth. Here's a good tip: watch some of those horribly scripted dating shows on MTV. Watch how those men act. Now, do the exact opposite. Watch how the women act. AVOID THOSE TYPES OF WOMEN!!!
Much love, Paula aka Beth aka Paulabeth aka Goddess of all sorts aka Street Fighter aka Don'tPokeTheBear! "And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..." |
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| Posted 3 months ago Thanks Paula but those wrong places are dating sites, I don't go to bars because those are definately the wrong places. I get shy when I go to church, grocery stores,ect. actually I probably can use a break for awhile since right now I am trying to get rid of a real stalker.
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| Posted 3 months ago I'm not sure about the HS football games.. I actually go to them fairly often just to watch my future Bama players kick some butt... My worry about looking for women there is how high school girls are starting to look as old as 30 these days and the last thing I need is jail time, or an angry dad.
BTW, ROLL TIDE :) I seriously hope you don't like your coach (Kid Kiffin). I'm sad that Fulmer is gone because now it's just not going to be as fun beating you guys when you don't have much of a chance anymore lol.. I'm just pickin and I'll end my Vol pickin now before I get you upset because you are honestly such a great person. |
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| Posted 3 months ago Bama boy: Have you forgotten? Alabama is my number 2 team. :) I'm used to getting picked on. I enjoy the witty banter. Fulmer gave us so much, got us so far, and then they throw him under the bus. Bah! I will say the new coach is a lot more fun to look at! :D
The Love Goddess' Rules of Love No. 37: If she looks younger than 25, CARD her or avoid her! But if you do wind up in the slammer, I'll send you cookies and letters and comment on how lovely you look on the registered sex offenders list! lol <3 <3 <3
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| Posted 3 months ago Go Gators! ( My 2 cents ) Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 3 months ago Beth: That's right, I'm so sorry I forgot about Bama being your #2.. and what about conjugal visits? hehe j/k Stangbarry: Your 2 cents are not even worth a penny.. lol j/k.. UF is MY #2 team even after what happened last year. |
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| Posted 3 months ago I had no idea what booty call mean't, thought it mean't dating someone based on looks alone. Rabbit in the headlight is apt as I was born the year of the Rabbit. Prefer Radiohead's Creep myself. Sure I'll find that someone special but at the moment just happy to catch up with friends and enjoy life to the full |
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| Posted 3 months ago lol Barry... you and your Gators Bama: Conjugal visits? lol I'm sure Bubba will keep you busy enough you won't even miss me!! Bwahahaha! :D Ya know, I bet I could make a ton of money renting out hookers to guys in prison. Hmmm... Work with me here, Barry "And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..." |
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| Posted 3 months ago Awww my widdle Stalkie Walkie, I'll feed ya! Maybe later, though. I'm off to kill people on Halo3 XBOX Live! *brandishes weapon* bwahahahaha! IT'S HAMMER TIME! <3 "And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..." |
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| Posted 3 months ago Holy crap.. Now I know I want a Beth clone!! Can't we just write everything from your brain onto another one only skipping the boyfriend part..? Then we just have to figure out how to give her the same heart melting cuteness and I'll have my girl |
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| Posted 3 months ago From the holy crap one can only hope you're on XBOX LIVE and then we can rule the world together. Please tell me my wishes are about to come true... ? Ah, it was a glorious slaughter fest last night until the storm put my router out of comission. Back in action tonight! Woo!!! :D Why is everyone wanting to clone me? I should be flattered, I guess. Haven't you guys ever seen "Weird Science" ? Geez. And where's Barry in all this? I'm missing his two cents!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. Your compliments are making me swoon, Bama! <3 "And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..." |
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| Posted 3 months ago Whatever you do DO NOT FEED me Paula, I can imagine the generous portions of Southern Home cooked (in a restaurant) food you'd dish up. I'm on a diet, it's the drink lots of tea and don't eat much food diet. Lost 56lbs since Christmas, woo hoo. |
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| Posted 3 months ago Restaraunt? Pfft It would REAL home-cookin'! Mmm... I make the best lasagna, meatloaf, and chicken casserole round these here parts. My chili ain't half bad, either. And let's not even get me started on all the mouth-watering desserts I can pack you full of until those 56 pounds are a distant memory! Bwahahahahaha!! "And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..." |
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| Posted 3 months ago Oh, and none of that hot tea nonsense! It's gonna be ice-cold, super sweet, strong and oh so yummy tea when I get ahold of you! "And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..." |
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| Posted 3 months ago Prison Ho's, now your talkin' my language Paula! You don't have to be married anymore to have conjugal visits. If you're engaged, then you can have conjugal visits. So each girl comes with her own engagement ring so it looks legit. WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS!!! ( Can I have some on the side? Please Paula, I'm soooo lonely...sniff, sniff )
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| Posted 3 months ago I think prison ho's would fall in the category of finding love in the wrong places. Except at least they couldn't stalk you for awhile! |
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| Posted 3 months ago P.S. I'll even make you MustangBarry's Famous Prime Rib Marsala Deluxe Extrordinaire. P.S.S. Make sure she's twenty fo and ALL ho! Woo Hoo! Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 3 months ago LMFAO Barry man you are crazy! And um you can have some if you pay. And it won't be from me! It'll be one of my 'workin' ladies' and she charges by minute (insert witty joke here).
I don't like prime rib. I like a thick ol' sirloin nice and rare with a big side of loaded mashed potatoes MMMMMmmmMMMmmmmMmMMMMMMmm..... "And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..." |
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| Posted 3 months ago Oh, and Curtis, If you're in prison, I think looking for love is the LEAST of your worries! "And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..." |
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| Posted 3 months ago Oh, sorry Paula, that's what I meant, I know you are already TAKEN. Ju gotit min, MustangBarry's Famous Sirloin Steack Marsala Deluxe Extrordinaire. It was just a coincidence that what I want is the same age as you, yeah, that's the ticket... Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 3 months ago Are you sure you don't want to clone me like some of the other guys in here? I must be very convincing because people seem to think I'm a good catch. You silly boys <3 "And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..." |
