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MustangBarry's Advice For The Lovelorn
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| Posted 5 months ago LMAO, Brother Barry. I know why the ladies love you. Nuc, I suggest the smell test first. But then you were going to stay out of the deep end, as I recall. Let the pool skimmer solve the problem for you. |
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| Posted 5 months ago MB You are one sick puppy
Don't worry Enabler, as I would be the one theoretically throwing the Picnic Bar into the shallow end I'd make sure I bought it from a reputable shop, it came out of a sealed wrapper and there were no other UFO (Unidentified Floating Objects) in the water. Though MBs kind of put me off the idea as there are so many ways this could go wrong. Someone could see me slip the Picnic bar in the water, think it is the real thing and tell everyone, then before I can explain the family dog could jump in the water and eat it and I'm thrown out Bunnieless.
No best to stick to the tried and true method without the subterfuge of chocolate floaters, a few jokes and a lot of liquor.
[P.S. There never was a pool party. Just thought it would be useful to know should I ever bump into Heff and wrangle an invite.] [P.P.S. That censor really is dead.] |
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| Posted 5 months ago The censor is ACCIDENTALLY dead. Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago My condolences, but hey........now you can say whatever the #%@& you want! Well, I guess anything in good taste. Are you sure about that censor Barry? |
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| Posted 5 months ago I should hope you you would say corprophilliacs are valued members of society. I can just imagine the uproar over any discrimination shown towards them. "Man eats sh*t (there's that censor again), impresses girl, and goes to jail." Can you imagine what the press would say? Societies would form to defend him (and her, of course - wouldn't want to leave anyone out). The ACLU would rush to their defense (or whatever group in England defends the rights of the downtrodden). There might even be civil war! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Hey... have you guys noticed that the women have stopped posting on this forum? I wonder what we said that put them off? |
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| Posted 5 months ago They're watching, watching and taking notes! |
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| Posted 5 months ago I am. I am. But I'm wondering if they're afraid too, given the subject matters we've been discussing. (Sounded pretty innocent to me. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Women, are you kidding, they're fearless. They scare the bejesus out of me when they're holding a spoon let alone a firearm. No I don't think it will be fear, scorn and pity maybe |
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| Posted 5 months ago LMAO. Thank God for spiders. My wife won't let me kill them. They have to be taken outside. I guess that gives me a job for life. LOL.
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| Posted 5 months ago Hey, Ladies! Where are you? We miss you! Was it something we said? |
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| Posted 5 months ago I have the opposite problem I'm the one who insists on catching the wee buggers and dropping them off in someones shrubbery rather than killing them. I guess the women have no need of advice, they're more used to giving it |
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| Posted 5 months ago Okay, I confess that I don't like to kill the little guys either. I guess that makes me a sensitive sort of guy. *tears gleaming in my eyes* But the wife still needs a manly man to escort the spiders out. That's man's work! "Men men men They want it now, they want it where, they want it when? ..." |
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| Posted 5 months ago *peeks head in the room* "And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..." |
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| Posted 5 months ago Paula, come on in. We missed you! |
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| Posted 5 months ago are you done with the whole candy bar masked as poop thing in here? You guys are have been creating sacrilidge. Don't mess with our chocolate like that. Now you can melt it and rub it on us so that later you can lick... Anyways, stop messing with our chocolate and we'll put our toes back in the water!!!! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Yes I think we are done with the whole candy poop thing as for the choco melty licky thing a word of advice, never ever ever use a Yorkie bar, they take bloody ages to melt. A pack of Giles & Posner luxury Belgian fondue chocolate and a microwave works wonders unless you're really decadent and have your own chocolate fountain |
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| Posted 5 months ago Tech Insider writes: Are you sure about that censor Barry? Dead sure. Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Ok, no more poopy talk, we'll be good boys. Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Good Boys!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha... sorry forgot shorthand, ROFLMFAO |
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| Posted 5 months ago We're good boys around here. Nuclear, you were expounding on the physical properties of various chocolates wrt to body licking. Please expound further if you will. Hum... |
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| Posted 5 months ago That's what I'm talking about, Nuke! Poopy Poopy Poopy Sorry, I must have the poopy virus. The word poopy mysteriously appears at random. Poopy! It's kind of like Terret's syndrome for computers. Poopy Poopy Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago lol Barry, so much poopy, so little time "And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..." |
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| Posted 5 months ago HiYella2 says: are you done with the whole candy bar masked as poop thing in here? You guys are have been creating sacrilidge. Don't mess with our chocolate like that. Now you can melt it and rub it on us so that later you can lick... Anyways, stop messing with our chocolate and we'll put our toes back in the water!!!! ________________________________________________________________________________________ Watch out HiYella2.....You might confuse them with the current topic, and it may get twisted into some weird coprophilia-like nightmare of a thread. <laugh and recoil/shudder at the same time>
Well, Barry....I must have been censoring myself in the post before otherwise that colorful encrypted word would have been visible. :oD |
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| Posted 5 months ago Poopy Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago And too bad Monty Python doesn't have a routine that can be quoted at this point regarding chocolate or poopies. Poopy. Personally, I love chocolate anyway I can get it. And if I have to lick it off a woman's body, then so be it. We chocoholics are a depraved bunch. |
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| Posted 5 months ago HiYella2 says ...
So, HiYella, this post was created so that its members could, in their most vulnerable and benighted state, tell us of their issues with love, and so that the other members of this post could then ridicule them. All in good fun, of course. Do you have any sad tale of lost love to tell us? |
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| Posted 5 months ago HiYella2 says ...
So, HiYella, this post was created so that its members could, in their most vulnerable and benighted state, tell us of their issues with love, and so that the other members of this post could then ridicule them. All in good fun, of course. Do you have any sad tale of lost, tortured, or benighted love to tell us? The perfect guy (or gal, for that matter - we don't judge) that got away. The man (or woman) you caught eating poopies rather than chocolate? Or some similar or totally original tale? |
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| Posted 5 months ago I think guys its time to put the lid (toilet) on this one. I think we've taken this whole poopychoccyfloaty thing as far as its little legs will take it. I'm all pooped out and if there is any hope of anyone other than the sick boys here putting more than a toe in the water its time we canned this poopychoccyfloaty thread. I think we've now destroyed Hershey's sales; with people replying to the offer of a Hershey's Kiss with a "What kind of sick freak are You?" reply we've done our job saving the Western World from obessity one chocolate piece at a time. I'm busy partying in Derby, I'm sure when I return I'll have a new problem for MustangBarry Love Problem Solver Extraordinaire to solve, or as is most likely the case make worse |
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| Posted 5 months ago You're probably right, Nuclear, but it's still poopy. |
and it could go wrong in so many ways; what if she is dissapointed to find it is chocolate! (traumatising me) or I make her think that the real thing tastes of chocolate (it may stymy her chances with a future Millionaire when she promises her honey a breakfast in bed of chocolate surprise) 
? There are some very strange people out there, not that I'm in any way saying corprophiliacs are not valued members of society just that if you see me running away very fast in the opposite direction its probably because they forgot to suck on a breath mint. 
