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I only have one. He knows who he is, so I will wait for HIM to speak up.

Enabler: LOL

:)

Except she makes me carry my own equipment.  It's been a major disappointment to me.  I should invent something like the golf bag that rolls on wheels, except that it is designed to carry photo equipment.  Hah!

She only carries a pair of binoculars.  Much lighter load.

He spoke up  .

I'd have to say, there's a fair few ladies out here I'd like to get to know a lot better if they showed any interest at all.

Hey, Tim, quit selling yourself short, you big geek! You have a great sense of humor, well, at least you laugh at my stuff, but anyway, when you come to think about it. Not many people ARE good at relationships. Just look at all the singles and divorces, what does that tell you? The point is that even if you are not good at relationships are you at least willing to try? That's all anybody can really ask, isn't it? Plus, you have friends here at Inside Tech, granted, we're only virtual friends LOL, but we're still friends, damn it! Go to my Singles Bar and tell us what you're looking for, who knows, maybe someone special will respond, eh? Or, go to MustangBarry's Advice For The Lovelorn and you can get my expert (?) advice.

paulabeth :)

mz_dori says ...

He spoke up  .

Hey!  Now I'm jealous. ;)

Naawww...Mz Dori don't get jealous. I think very highly of Ms Paulabeth. I understand why he holds her in such high esteem. Plus, I like that finely sculpted rear, .

No, Paula, I'm not jealous (much), I have to share you with many because you're such a sex goddess <<sigh>>. Dori & I both love you, we should get together sometime (hint,hint). Steve, the bronze would cost me more than I could sell my ass for or I would have done it a long time ago. The bronze thing, not sell my ass. LOL

Tim, there's new people coming to this site every day! Don't give up hope! BTW, have you even been chatting with any of the ladies? How are you going to know if they are interesting or not unless you chat with them a bit? Hmmmm.

Fear not, Lady Paula, believe it or not, I have better things to do than bronzing my ass and getting hemorrhoids. As a matter of fact, I shall be jousting against the Black Knight on my magnificent stead for the hankerchief of my fair lady. Then it's off to slay the Red Dragon that has been terrifying the peasants. Ah, it's good to be the king!

mustangbarry says ...

Fear not, Lady Paula, believe it or not, I have better things to do than bronzing my ass and getting hemorrhoids. As a matter of fact, I shall be jousting against the Black Knight on my magnificent stead for the hankerchief of my fair lady. Then it's off to slay the Red Dragon that has been terrifying the peasants. Ah, it's good to be the king!

I have a better idea.  It's not original, but it sure sounds (actually, looks) interesting.  There's a local group of amateur potters/pottery-types who twice a year display their best work for sale, and one of the potters takes casts of ladies torsos then creats a ceramic replica which he sells, with the ladie's permission, of course. 

So, Barry, how about a ceramic cast of your, uh... better attributes?  Hemorhoids shouldn't be a problem and the lighter weight of the ceramic vs. bronze would allow the "piece" of work to be easily displayed.

Hey Tim, try plentyoffish.com

That's where I met my man and it's been a slice of heaven since.  Just ask Barry lol