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I could go on and on, we gave a laptop to a manager, now bear in mind we receive updates every Tues and Thurs, so restarts need to be done and not shut downs. Don't ask... Our legacy enterprise is very complex, especially since it is over 30 years, and it is held together by duct tape i.e. COBOL, JAVA, .Net, VB, you name it we have integrated it. Well anyway I plugged the managers computer in, 1 of 68 updates, please do not shut down... Ugh..... He took the laptop home, never connected it to the network, forgot his password...etc.

 Find an idenitical laptop. Remove the guts. Give some kids a piece of paper the size of the screen and some crayons. Judge the work on originality. Place the "best" work of art in where the screen would be. Give laptop back to manager. Tell him it is fixed and he won't have any more problems with it. If he does, tell him to sharpen his crayons and try again.