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Ballad of the Skeletons
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the horny male Skeleton, Come on baby, believe my eyes. Said the defensive female Skeleton, Um ... OK. Don't get Wise. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Horny male Skeleton but baby, you're such a hot dish Said the defensive female Skeleton So, you think I should grant your wish |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the massage therapist skeleton This will keep your back from bending Said the client skeleton Can I get a happy ending Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the massage therapist skeleton For a happy ending you must pay Said the client skeleton Okay; that would make my day |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the massage therapist skeleton and now for the happy ending for which you did pay Said the client skeleton Oooooohh, AAaaaawwwww, and Heyyyyyyy |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the client Skeleton, I'll see you next time. Said the stake out Skeleton, No fool, you've just commited a crime. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the client Skeleton, You sure we can't work this out? Said the stake out Skeleton, No way; you're off to jail no doubt. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Bouncer Skeleton, Your not on the list. Said the Clubber Skeleton, I'm hot, you must have missed. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the client Skeleton, But I'm innocent; can't you see? Said the stake out Skeleton, Into jail; and we throw away the key! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Bouncer Skeleton, Come on in, Sorry sir your not on the list you,ve got to pay. Said the Clubber Skeleton, Come on. How about letting me in for free today. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Bouncer Skeleton, If you're not careful, sir, I'll toss you on your head. Said the Clubber Skeleton, Which would no doubt put me into my bed. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Bouncer Skeleton, Sir, this is your last warning. Said the Clubber Skeleton, Then goodbye, I'll call it a morning. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the clubber's escort skeleton We'll see ya, I'm staying, the bouncer thinks I'm hot Said the clubber skeleton But I've already paid, Staying you're NOT |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the clubber's escort skeleton, Shove off, I'm staying. Said the clubber skeleton, Then I ain't paying. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Loony Barry skeleton I got me a chicken toy Said the Foghorn Leghorn skeleton That ain't no chicken, boy Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 4 months ago Said the Foghorn Leghorn skeleton, What you got there boy is a Shnook. Said the Looney Barry skeleton, You don't say; I checked it in a book. |
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| Posted 4 months ago Said the Foghorn Leghorn skeleton (Pointing to a dog) Now there's a chicken Said the Looney Barry skeleton Mmmm that looks finger lickin' Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 4 months ago Said the Bugs Bunny Skeleton, Eeeeeeh Whats up doc, Said the Sniper Skunk Skeleton, Just rollin' down the block. |
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| Posted 4 months ago Said the Bugs Bunny Skeleton, Hey Doc, what's that smell ? Said the Sniper Skunk Skeleton, It's just me, oh well. Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 4 months ago Said the Bugs Bunny Skeleton, Hey Doc, nice suite. Said the Enabledillo, You're correct, and I've more to boot. |
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| Posted 4 months ago Said Speedy Gonzolez Skeleton ¡Andale! ¡Andale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Yii-hah! Said Selvester the Cat Skeleton, Suffering Sucatash, slow down that's against the law. |
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| Posted 4 months ago Said the yogi bear skeleton For another Pic a nic basket, how far must I go Said the Boo boo bear skeleton We must be wary in case the ranger does show |
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| Posted 4 months ago Said the Michael Jackson Fan Skeleton, Whats new with all the Michael Jackson overhead? Said the Pessimist Skeleton, He is dead. |
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| Posted 4 months ago Said the Marvin the Martian skeleton, You stole my M251 space modulator! Said the Bugs Bunny skeleton, Aaaah, shuddap, or I'll connect you to my defibulator!
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| Posted 4 months ago Said the Marvin the Martian skeleton, That makes me very angry indeed! Said the Bugs Bunny skeleton, Face it, Doc, you should concede. |
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| Posted 4 months ago Said the Wile E. Coyote Skeleton Just one more rocket attached here to this jeep Said the Roadrunner Skeleton ... ... .... Beep Beep |
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| Posted 4 months ago Said the Henry Hawk Skeleton, I'm looking for chickens, I'm a Chicken Hawk. Said the Fog Horn Leg Horn Skeleton Lookit here son, I say son I'm no chicken, I'm ah squawk. |
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| Posted 4 months ago Said the Henry Hawk skeleton, I'm a chicken hawk and I'm lookin' for chickens. Said the Foghorn Leghorn skeleton You're lookin' in the hog pen, boy, there's gonna be slim pickens.
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| Posted 4 months ago Said the Bugs Bunny skeleton,
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| Posted 4 months ago Said the Inside Tech'er skeleton We seem to have run adry Said the other Inside Tech'er skeleton Perhaps another topic we should try |
