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Ballad of the Skeletons
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the criminal skeleton Pull that trigger, loose your soul Said the Dirty Harry skeleton Pull that trigger, you'll have a big hole |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Mirror Skeleton, Hey good lookin'. Said the Husband Skeleton, Hey what's cookin'. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Maureen O'Hara skeleton Oh, you big brute, you seem awfully dim Said the John Wayne skeleton You need a spanking there, pilgrim Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Abbott skeleton No, Who's on second and I Don't Know's on Third Said the Costello skeleton Why ask me who's on second; that's absurd |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Zed Skeleton What happened to the Gimp? Said the S & M Skeleton, We whipped him 'til he was limp. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Zed Skeleton And then what did you do? Said the S & M Skeleton, We whipped him 'til he said boo hoo. (Sounds like Dr. Seuss.) |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Boohooer skeleton Boo hoo, Boo hoo Said the Dr. Suess skeleton Who knew, who knew Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Boohooer skeleton I have to doodoo, boo hoo Said the Dr. Suess skeleton Boo hoo, so you do |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the LA Times Skeleton, Is that good to print? Said the FBI Skeleton, Can't you take a hint. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Cat in the Hat skeleton I have some help right here in my hat Said the MustangBarry skeleton I got your help right here with my bat
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the client Skeleton, What can I get for this miss? Said the Stripper skeleton, Nothing, thats not a big enough tip. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the client Skeleton, Well what do I have to pay for a ride? Said the Stripper skeleton, Nothing. With that hide, you look like you died. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Conan O'Brian Skeleton, I host the show Tonight. Said the Jay Leno Skeleton, Thats all for me, good night. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the client Skeleton, What's wrong? Do I smell? Said the Stripper skeleton, You're asking me? Can't you tell? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the client Skeleton, Okay, I'll take a bath. Said the Stripper skeleton, That's the road to the bridal path. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Simon Skeleton Hold on, we're goin' to fast Said the Garfunkel Skeleton We gotta make the mornin' last |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Stripper skeleton Will you give me a dollar Said the client skeleton Yes, and also a collar ( spiked leather ) Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Stripper skeleton Wear a spike collar of leather Said the client skeleton And please attach a tether |
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| Posted 5 months ago Sad the cow skeleton, Where's my leather? Said the Butcher skeleton, We can do a lot better. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Indian Skeleton Where's the Beef Said the other Indian Skeleton You'll have to take that up with the Chief |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Cheif Skeleton Go get a white man and roast him slow Said the Indian Skeleton I'd better notch my bow |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the infantry-man skeleton I fear an indian uprising Said the cavalry captain is this just your surmising? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the infantry-man skeleton Sir, the arrows are already flying this way Said the cavalry captain Really, solder, you don't say |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the infantry-man skeleton Sir, perhaps we should retaliate Said the Cavalry Captain But son, I just ate |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the infantry-man skeleton Sir, I get the men prepared Said the Cavalry Captain Do that. I'll bet they're scared. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the infantry-man skeleton There's no honor in retreat
Said the Calvary Captain skeleton No, we shall not be beat |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the infantry-man skeleton But sir, we're now surrounded Said the Calvary Captain skeleton These indians have me confounded |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the horny male Skeleton, I think your a real cutie. Said the defensive female Skeleton, Don't you dare touch my bootie. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the horny male Skeleton, And I really love your cute little suitie, Said the defensive female Skeleton, Come any closer and I'll punch you in the snootie. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the horny male Skeleton, Oh, just let me take a peek, Said the defensive female Skeleton, Leave, I insist, before I break your beek |
