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Ballad of the Skeletons
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| Posted 6 months ago Said the Heritage Policy Skeleton Mexicans are out of luck. Said the Homophobe Skeleton, gay folks suck. |
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| Posted 6 months ago Said the Bugs Bunny skeleton I'll take your gun and grab it Said the Elmer Fudd skeleton Oh you wascally wabbit Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 6 months ago Said the Bugs Bunny skeleton Now I've got your gun Said the Elmer Fudd skeleton Oh this should be fun |
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| Posted 6 months ago Said the Sylvester skeleton Hey, little birdie, you look nice and fat Said the Tweety skeleton Oh, you're a baaaad puddy tat
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| Posted 6 months ago Said the Sylvester skeleton That's no nice; I'm as gentle as a cupid Said the Tweety skeleton That may well be so, but I am not stupid
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| Posted 6 months ago Said the Sylvester skeleton Then why don't you come to my house for dinner Said the Tweety skeleton You're joking; you must think I'm a beginner |
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| Posted 6 months ago Said the Sylvester skeleton Then with one fell swoop, I'll eat you Said the Tweety skeleton I'll then fly and bid you adieu |
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| Posted 6 months ago Said the Grandma Skeleton Sylvester, don't you dare. Said Sylvester Skeleton For now I'll just stare The forgetful fishy........I think??!!?? |
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| Posted 6 months ago Said the Grandma Skeleton Sylvester, I don't trust you; you're no saint Said the Tweety Skeleton What about me? I don't think I should wait |
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| Posted 6 months ago Said the Grandma Skeleton Tweety Bird, off you should fly! Said the Sylvester Skeleton If I don't get a tweety bird, I'll die! |
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| Posted 6 months ago Said the North Korea Skeleton,
We'll swallow Tibet.
Said the Dali Lama Skeleton,
Indigestion's what you'll get. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the monkey skeleton I want a banana Said the zoo keeper skeleton No bananas in Montana The forgetful fishy........I think??!!?? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the monkey skeleton Then give me a joint of marijuana Said the zoo keeper skeleton We'd have to move you to California
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the zookeeper skeleton You're a dirty little devil Said the monkey skeleton See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the monkey skeleton If no marijuana, then give me a beer Said the zoo keeper skeleton You want a beer? I'll smack you in the ear! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Dominatrix Skeleton I'll do all the smacking Said the Monkey Skeleton Zoo Keepr, I think you're slacking The forgetful fishy........I think??!!?? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Dominatrix skeleton I'm going to smack you into next week Said the John skeleton Go ahead, I won't make a squeak Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Law Skeleton I don't think you have the strength Said the Dominatrix Skeleton I am better than you think. The forgetful fishy........I think??!!?? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Dominatrix skeleton I'm going to tie you up tight Said the John skeleton And then I hope you'll bite |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Observer Skeleton These people are quite nuts Said the Dominatrix Skeleton Don't be such a putz The forgetful fishy........I think??!!?? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Abbot skeleton Who's on first? Said the Costello skeleton I dunno but I sure gotta thirst Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Abbot skeleton No, you're supposed to say, "What?" Said the Costello skeleton Don't know about that, but you're a nut |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Abbott skeleton What's on second Said the Costello skeleton I dunno what's on second, I reckoned Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Abbott skeleton I don't know about second, but who's on third Said the Costello skeleton That make's no sense, what I just heard |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Wile E. Coyote skeleton I'll catch you with my Acme jeep Said the Roadrunner skeleton Beep, beep, beep Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Wile E. Coyote skeleton If that don't work, I'll drop a rock on your peep Said the Roadrunner skeleton Beep, beep, beep |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Bugs Bunny skeleton Go ahead, Sam, shoot Said the Yosemite Sam skeleton Oooo, you long-eared galoot Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the singer skeleton I will sing a balad Said the audience skeleton Oh, go and eat a salad The forgetful fishy........I think??!!?? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Sous Chef Skeleton, That's it I Quit! Said the Head chef Skeleton, Fine, your ratatouille sucks who needs it. Said the Restaurant Skeleton, No more ratatouille, time for a diet. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the criminal skeleton I'm going to make you pay Said the Dirty Harry skeleton Go ahead, make my day Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
