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Ballad of the Skeletons
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Posted 6 months ago I got this idea from an Allen Ginsberg poem under the same name. Start off with "Said the" add a name follow up with "skeleton" and express that person in a few words, since it is a skeleton,. Since it is a balled keep how the stance is so this make since, the even lines have to rhyme (check out the last word), the odd ones do not. Said the Presidential skeleton I won't sign the bill, Said the Speaker skeleton Yes you will,
Said the Representative skeleton I object!, Said the Supreme Court skeleton What did ya expect, |
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| Posted 6 months ago Said the I.M.F. Skeleton Buy American Cheese, |
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| Posted 6 months ago Said the Craft skeleton That'll make you fat! Said the FDA skeleton And a heart attack. |
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| Posted 6 months ago Said the surgeon skeleton I can cut it out Said the patient skeleton I'm not going that route
The forgetful fishy........I think??!!?? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Petrochemical skeleton |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said Nancy's skeleton |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Policeman Skeleton You're going to fast Said the Trucker Skeleton The fruit wont last The forgetful fishy........I think??!!?? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the surgeon skeleton If I don't you'll die Said the patient skeleton I'd rather eat pie |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the baker skeleton I'll bake any kind you like Said the patron skeleton I'll be right there, on my bike The forgetful fishy........I think??!!?? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the surgeon skeleton Without surgery, die you surely will Said the patient skeleton With surgery, yes, when I see your bill |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the duck skeleton I fly to get away Said the hunter skeleton Not on this day The forgetful fishy........I think??!!?? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the duck skeleton Not if I take off and fly fast Said the hunter skeleton Not if I can shoot you in the ass |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Street Racer skeleton I'm going to make a dash Said the police skeleton Not if you crash Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Street Racer skeleton Nevertheless, I'll give it a go Said the police skeleton Go ahead, this'll call for a bullet just so |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the passenger skeleton Let me out first! Said the street racer skeleton Don't worry, this is rehearsed. The forgetful fishy........I think??!!?? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Little Brother Skeleton, Watch me pile it on thick. Said the Big Brother Skeleton, I'll throw your butt in jail you dirty prick. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Street Racer Skeleton Y'all hang on tight! Said the Passenger Skeleton I'll die of fright! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Iatolah Skeleton, die writer die! Said the writer Skeleton, F' you, we don't comply. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Street Racer skelton Hang on, I saw this in a cartoon but I think I can do it Said the passenger skeleton No way, let me out, I think I'm going to vomit Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Observer Skeleton I think he's going to hurl Said the Comic Skeleton Or squeel like a girl The forgetful fishy........I think??!!?? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Street Racer Skeleton And here we go.... Said the Passenger Skeleton And here I blow... |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Observer Skeleton Look! There he goes on two wheels! Said the Comic Skeleton Hark! That passenger sure squeals! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Prince skeleton Rapunzel, let down your hair so I can climb it Said the Rapunzel skeleton I have a headache, so fuggedaboutit Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Prince skeleton Rapunzel, but I so love you Said the Rapunzel skeleton But you'd so mess up my do |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Prince skeleton Rapunzel, then throw down a ladder Said the Rapunzel skeleton
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Prince skeleton Rapunzel, please just throw down you hair Said the Rapunzel skeleton No, not until you can learn to speak fair |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said the Prince skeleton Rapunzel, what you have me do? Said the Rapunzel skeleton Got me two aspirin, kindly would you? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said Hanzel and Gretel skeletons Wow, your gingerbread house is really a winner Said the wicked witch skeleton Yes, it attracts kids that I then have for dinner Unleash Your Mustang Side! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said Hanzel and Gretel skeletons May we come in to have something to eat Said the wicked witch skeleton Please come in and take a seat |
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| Posted 5 months ago Said Hanzel and Gretel skeletons And for something hot to drink? Said the wicked witch skeleton Please do, said she with a wink. |
