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Not too tough...


Yosemite Martian  (the rootinist, tootinist martian in the universe, with his finger(s) on ray guns (less noise) and a handlebar mohawk haircut)


 


How about Sylvester and Tweety 

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 Sylvesty the Cat bird, (a cute little woodland chick with a 'tude). Now if only the mob could get her to stop spillin' th' beans on her associates.


 


back to real animals:


a brahma bull and a hippopotamus


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A Brammapotomous  (and you thought Sylvesty the Cat Bird had a 'tude - Think of this poor hunchback, fat animal swimming you your river)


 


a Newt and a Plecostomus

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 Plecomander (Well known for its ability to clean the algea from golf balls found at the bottom of South American country club water hazards)


 


Alfred E. Neuman and Mariette Hartley


 


Sorry, I'm in a strange mood today ;-)


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Alfriette J. Neumley (an actress, well known for her more serious roles on MAD TV and her co-anchor position on the "Good afternoon Chicago Rush Hour" TV show, (made specifically for cell phones on the G3 Network))


 


An Albatross and a Baboon

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Al Baboon ( some guy from Tennesee that looks like a cross between a bird and a monkey )


Albababoon ( a flying monkey that swoops down and snatches small pets )


a gator and a human


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A Humator  (Not sure at this point, but I'm betting that we'll find out soon given the impending union of MB and Lulu - I suspect it'll have short legs, have somewhat hairy scales a rather lengthy nose and a HUGE smile, oh and it won't be afraid of the police)


 


a giraffe and a zebra

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 Gibra: a four footed equine, that brays like a donkey.  This animal has alternating black and white stripes, short hair and a five foot long neck.


 


 


magpie and goldfish


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A Magfish: a midsized, Black and Orange splotched fish with a strange beak and talons.  These talons are useful as it often will jump from the water and find a perch on a rock and then won't shut up.  You always know when a Magfish has been perched on a rock as it will leave behind a Goldpie.


 


a Wolf and a Salmon

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Sal the Wolf ( a tough guy from the neighborhood )


a gator and Tweety Bird


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 tweetor


a tiny yet vicious, meat eating birdie that seems to be compelled to tell everyone he knows every stinking detail about his stupid life every stinking moment of every stinking day!


rabbit and squirrel (Kinda tame, i know.  It was my wife's idea ;-))


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a rabbel ( a long eared mammal with a long bushy tail that can hop from one tree to another while eating a carrot with nut sprinkles )


a velociraptor and a kitten


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Kittiraptor :  A warm and fuzzy little killer with feathers and a sickle claw on the hind legs.


Cobra and Rat

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A Cobat  (cousing to the Vampire Bat, this creature's body is considerably longer though it does enjoy similarly lengthy and usable incisors)


 


Dachsund and a Bobcat

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Bobsund -A fast running creature that uses it's claws to shread curtains and runs fast as hell.  It also hates itself being natural born enemies.

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Steve, you forgot to add another combo...

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Damn, I am getting forgetful.......


 


Peacock and a python

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No problemo, I do that myself sometimes.


That would be a Peathon  (this is a snake, with a lisp, that lies in waiting up in the trees and then when you least expect it, he'll just Peathon ya)


 


Walrus and a giant Squid

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 Squalrus (Large aquatic mammal with eight tentacles instead of flippers.  Moonlights as a drummer in a 60s rock band.  When chased by groopies, he squirts an inky black fluid at them and runs away).


 


A Shrimp and The Taco Bell Chihuahua


 


 


 


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Shihuaha, a small creature that eats only Mexican and being a bed feeder loves fecal laced re-fried beans. (The fecal laced re-fried beans are a local foke lore.)


Chubracabra and vampire bat  (weird but is 3:10 a.m. on Holloween)

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A Chubby Bat  ( Chubby is a kind term for this unusually obese flying rodent. They can usually be found crawling on the ground because they are too fat to fly. This makes them easy prey for predators and the species is thought to be nearly extinct.)


The Jersey Devil and Sasquatch


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Jerseysquatch (Commonly confused as Jersey Squash.  A large creature, yellow in color with glowing eyes and wings.)

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 Pssssssst...(whispering) ZeroDay...You're supposed to give us something to work with (/whispering) 


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I did.  It was the little known invisible creature.  How's this?


A Buzzard and a Sperm Whale.

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A Buzz Whale (a ravenous mammal that circle fishing trollers cleaning up what ever falls from the decks)


 


Iguana and a Horned Toad

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An Igtoad (an ignorant anphibian who when touched is said to give you ignorant warts.)


A Queen Snake and a DoDo Bird

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A Quedo Snird  (Scientists have recently discovered the remains of what they are dubbing a Quedo Snird.  This is thought to be a relative of the legendary Dragons of midieval times, though considerably smaller.  The wing span is much larger than the legands describe of the Dragon, which gives rise to the thought that this animal was truly magnificent in the air.  Too bad it is extinct!)


 


Cobra and a Mongoose

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A Cogoose (a monsnake with a split personality, each personality trying to destroy the other and is a heavy dose of Xanax.)

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Oh Steve, your losing your mind again. Are you sure you don't have just one brain cell, too? Need input. Two animals, please!


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It could have something to do with Woodstock in '69.  (I remember, the phone rang and I got distracted.)


A gopher and a human being.


 

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