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Mitch_max50

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Through a fine-toothed comb, we pick a nit


a more tedious task there could NEVER be


but still we toil to the wee hours of morn


making sure his head we do free

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shaking pure, instead she do potpourri.


 


horny in a hearse

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and shaking my purse


to attract the maiden fair


 

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Scared I wacked myself with whitehair.


 


The rooms have began to fade away.

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Which leaves this only to say,


Hey; let me out of here!

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 No, give me a reason


Its not as if you're freezing

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I have a cough and I'm wheezing


Maybe I should quit smoking


Unleash Your Mustang Side!

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But instead keep on toking,


Rather than stopping


Until I die...

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I will fly.


Only to wake up and plummet.

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climbing up the summit


to find another's flag

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new defined mother's brag


 


Zuit suit riot throw back a bottle of beer

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Laraza08 steals the beer and runs with it in fear


He turns around and sees a cop

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but suddenly that beer does drop


 


you watch it as it slowly shatters

Jason_simpson_max50

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and the clothes quickly becoming tatters.


 


Back in the day when I was a kid.

Mitch_max50

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Of those clothes we sould soon be rid,


 


These days, I fear, the tatters are more of a statement

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blaze appears, batters underscore a misstatment.


 


Tim buck two the clock winds through.

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And marks the time of all we do.


 


Within the day, we plug along

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As we continue to sing this 34 paged song


We stop to wonder why exactly we continue to walk this path

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It would be easy to consider giving in to wrath


 


but, stretching brain cells is an amenable task

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Can someone tell me what this poem means who should I ask,


I've tried to keep up but it goes in all these different ways

Jaguar_head_shot_max50

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it seems akin to navigating a maze


read between the lines some may say

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But how else will I make it to pay day?


I tend to find the urge to stutter


"And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..."

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still it's better than just a mutter


 


otherwise you sound like a nutter

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but if one must utter


but can only stutter


then so be it... you are a nutter.

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I like to utter nutter butter


when I'm eating my peanut butter


but never in bed.


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Barry, you make my heart flutter :)


"And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..."

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and that's what she said! bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!


"And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb..."

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but it's what she said


for we must dread


unless we wish to be dead


for fear of the Glock

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instead we grovel


to pay her respect


in our hovel


for fear of the Glock

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however, redress there may be


whatchamacollums to see


but there remains


the fear of the Glock


 

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