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How to Impress a Woman/Man

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Foxbody_front_image_max50

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Posted 10 months ago

 

How to Impress a Woman:

compliment her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

listen to her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her.



How to Impress a Man:

show up naked,

bring beer.


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Joseph_wilkinson__march_1995_-_uluru__max50

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 I usually find that smile and have a sense of humour usually works as a bi-directional protocol for the exchange of further information 

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 Been a while since I heard that one, but it's still funny!

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Haha...sad but def true.

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Maybe should have wrote beer/liquor. lol

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That one never gets old!  lol