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A little Engineering History

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Dsc00384_max50

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RAILROAD TRACKS ARE HOW WIDE APART?

Does the statement, 'We've always done it like that' ring any bells?

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England , and English expatriates built the US railroads.

Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used.

Why did they use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.

Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England , because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts.

So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (and England ) for their legions. The roads have been used ever since.

And the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels. Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot.

Bureaucracies live forever. So the next time you are handed a Specification/Procedure/Process and wonder 'What horse's ass came up with it?' you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the back ends of two war horses... or two horses' asses.

Now, the twist to the story: When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah .

The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains. And the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses' behinds. So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass.

And you thought being a horse's ass wasn't important? Ancient horse's asses control almost everything...



and CURRENT Horses Asses are controlling everything else!!!
(You need look no further than Washington to confirm this.)

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Wow ya learn something new every day, those horses behinds seem to just pop up everywhere.

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That's so awsome I wanna be a horses ass so my legacy will live forever!! :-)


But seriously, that is really interesting an makes me wonder how many other things in the modern world might be a result of that.

Dsc00384_max50

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If anyone knows any other examples of this sort of thing, please share with us!


 

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Rate This | Posted about 1 year ago

 

Forgive me for being a little far behind in my reading, but that is an excellent post Phreadd.

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Rate This | Posted about 1 year ago

 

WHY am I not surprised? 


Alot of things are the same as they've always been-  Cars, for instance...If you take them back to the basic design, and forget about bells and whistles for a moment....


 


 


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